Horse Racing, greyhounds and snooker specialist with thirty years experience of writing about sport across multiple platforms. A QPR and Snooker fan
“PURE MATHEMATICS IS , IN ITS WAY THE POETRY OF LOGICAL IDEAS”
Albert Einstein.
GREED.
You cannot escape it at the moment , everywhere you look , every
article you read everybody is simply too fat , we are in the middle
of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic, you know like smallpox or
Ebola or tuberculosis an epidemic…………
I am on the obese list, I used to be fit and train regularly but
unfortunately my work takes me all over the country and leads to
lots of hours and irregular ones at that, I eat at the wrong times
and I eat many of the wrong things, coupled with the fact that I am
greedy and have recently quit smoking it is likely that a fat guy
looks back when I peer into the mirror.
I am not surprised by it , I don't consider myself to be a part of
an epidemic , my lifestyle doesn't lend itself that well to a lean
figure at the moment , my thyroid isn't underactive and I have
nothing wrong with my glands, if you fed me into a system builder I
would come out exactly where I should !!
UNDERLYING FACTORS.
My 11th birthday was a fairly uneventful affair like many others ,
my mother was severely ill and while my father did his best as a
single man , he was like myself what would these days would be
referred to as a “bloke”, my aunt however looked after me like a
mother. When she walked in with a parcel that looked like a video
cassette I remember being delighted, less so when unwrapping and
finding a bloody book inside!! The book however taught me to read,
not literally but to actually READ, previously books had been
forced down my throat at school and in reality I really thought
they had no merit bearing in mind we had a television, in my eyes
even the news was more interesting than the stuff school forced
upon us.
The book in question was an autobiography of FRANK BRUNO , this was
pre Tyson and an early book titled “know what I mean” and was a
story of his rise so far , I became hooked and powered through it
enjoying every page finding it unimaginable that to read a book
could be a recreational pursuit , to me they were “school” things
and to be avoided , I am forever grateful to my aunt for buying me
that book as it started me off with books and I read hundreds these
days as one of the benefits of my aforementioned job is the ability
to read a lot due to being on the road and away , if I cannot
exercise the body I can at least exercise the mind.
SOLVING A PROBLEM.
When we try to
solve the puzzle of a horse race we are effectively a detective
with a list of clues and by piecing them together we look to solve
the race , as a detective becomes more experienced he will tend to
get better at his job , he will be able to detect certain signs and
traits and lines of investigation that he will follow
systematically, he will however also learn to spot a red herring
,when 2+2 simply don't equal 4 , even though they should no matter
which way you crunch them , 2+2 works when it is a guy robbing a
grocery store caught on CCTV , but detectives aren't paid for that
kind of crime.
I have long since discovered that my aunts purchase of the Bruno
book was very deliberate , I was and still am an avid follower of
boxing , doing 8 years as an amateur myself. My aunt weighed up the
facts , reading is good for kids it expands the mind , Pompey hates
reading , but loves sport (indeed as a youngster if it didn't
involve Aston Villa or Barry Mcguigan I didn't want to
know)………………hmm a book on boxing could be a way to introduce him to
reading.
Furthermore once I got the bug for books I was able to apply myself
better to the books forced on us by school with ANIMAL FARM and TO
KILL A MACKINGBIRD becoming favourites long after I had waved
education goodbye, the Bruno book ended up being savaged years
later by a hungry Staffordshire bull puppy!
POLITICAINS, THE RIGGS APPROACH.
I'm sure your all familiar with RIGGS , Mel Gibson's maniac cop
from the Lethal Weapon movies, his approach to solving a problem
was very much the opposite of my aunt and along the lines of He
likes sport but doesn't like books , I will hold his head under
water until he agrees to like books !!
The evidence of the nation becoming hugely fat is contradicted by
the fact that Gym memberships are at an all time high mainly
through the shallow make up of society and advice from government
that if you eat well and exercise regularly you will be slimmer and
look more like your idols.
HELP YOUR FIGURE, GET A LIBRARY CARD.
My view is slightly different, if you want to be slimmer join a
library. The approach of successive governments hasn't worked,
despite all of the literature and iniatives we have never been
fatter, in spite of the seemingly endless line of gyms on every
street.
Yet the 2+2 works, it goes something like this,
Exercise + healthy eating= fitness which in turns looks like = slim
i.e, healthy=acceptable in society.
Starvation + vomiting = Bulimia =slim i.e. healthy =acceptable in
society
What has happened here is the equation is not complete, but the
result remains the same, clearly if your friend asked you how they
could lose a bit of weight you are unlikely to suggest self induced
vomiting and food depravation, but the cosmetic result is the same,
I mean think about it how often does somebody express a desire to
eat more healthily without linking it to weight loss? Imagine if
somebody suggested you do 10 hours a week in a gym for no cosmetic
benefit? forget that you want results.
So how does a library come into play? In a word knowledge, so many
people jump into data collecting by starting at the end result
rather than treating it as an organic exercise, I have used health
as an example because of the contradiction in terms of fitness
organisations x fat people, clearly more gyms should mean healthier
and slimmer people.
To analyze this
phenomenon an underlying factor is being ignored and that is the
amount of processed food we eat which we are not really designed to
digest effectively and because the taste would be upsetting on the
palette they are packed with flavours we historically love, salt
and sugar, if gym memberships stayed the same the obesity rate
would be through the roof , no government wants to be steering the
rudder of an epidemic so a drive starts to get everybody training,
it is highly likely that if an insistence was made on only fresh
produce gyms could cease to exist and the obesity rate would drop.
The data it could be argued isn't linked to gyms at all, only to
suggest that the more gyms we have the fatter we get (another
classic 2+2 there!!)What people tend to do especially economists is
work backwards from the answer until they are in a position to ask
the question and propagate themselves as sage like in saying that
they told us this (Look at our numbers !!).
The epidemic is actually an age old epidemic , one of idleness
within the nation with regard to investigating or researching
anything and a culture of having to be rewarded and to be able to
see or touch the benefit, training the mind doesn't give this ,
after reading for two hours a day every day for twelve months you
will see no benefit cosmetically to your psychical make up (indeed
the inactivity may see a decline!!) , in the age of the internet
you can get a wealth of data on anything , a seemingly never ending
database that can prove anything to be true and give numbers to
back it. Investigations become a data mining exercise of the most
basic 2+2 sums simplified to produce an answer that is already
prevalent, similar to when a nightclub stamps your hand going in
and you can move in and out all night without ever having said hand
inspected again.
2+2 HIGH STREET STYLE.
When a mug studies a card
he does a number of 2+2 equations, usually very lazy equations that
end in a stream of abuse towards horse racing being a scam, the
jockey, the trainer, everybody involved should his charge get
beaten, I have lost count of the number of punters that come out
with the old chestnut “must be in the first three in the betting”,
citing the high winning chance of these horses. The first three in
the betting do win a large percentage of races, certainly more than
half, but the data means nothing, it is completely irrelevant.
How many races these have 5 runners or less? Imagine a 4 runner
race , the first three in the betting will make up 80% of the field
, in three runner races of which there are plenty 100% of the field
is equal to the 60% “edge” you hope to gain with this 2+2
logic.
If all things are perfectly symmetrical and a race can be predicted
in advance down to the number of fallers , the number of runners
and the exact finishing order of the runners including
disqualifications then the first three in the betting makes perfect
sense as a selection tool , but if you I would suggest the straight
tri cast and enjoy the private island and the mansion, for the rest
of us horse racing rarely responds to the 2+2 alone , which is a
shame because if this pastime was that easy we could all retire.